I admit, branding and marketing is very important when it comes to selling a product.

You’re not just selling what the product can do and how to convince people that this is the best thing since sliced bread, but also find ways to give the product an air of specialness, sexiness, sophistication and mystery all at the same time.

The product needs to be branded in such a way that just the mere mention of it, will make people say:

“Where have you been all my life?”

“ I want you. I want you NOW!”

“You complete me”

Or something to that effect.

These products below however, haven’t quite hit the mark:

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I was going to pee in your drink, but I see you’ve already done it. Served hot too!

Yes, I have the breath of confidence ‘cuz I use RETARDEX!

Not sure what this would taste like, I don’t even want to ask.

 

SHWE SA BWE RESTAURANT TEMPORAILY CLOSED
Good news is all the trainee students have now graduated. Bad news is they’re now temporarily closed until 2 Sept.

KITCHEN INSPIRATION @ CITY MART
City Mart has just launch Kitchen Inspiration with easy recipes and cooking demos for you. Check out our pamphlet. This week – Jambalaya Chicken.

PASTA NIGHT @ PUB QUIZ @ 50Th ST BAR
1 for 1 pasta. Winner of each round in the Pub Quiz get a pitcher of beer free. Free entry. Starts at 8pm.

BLUES NIGHT @ MOJO
Live music in the new space upstairs @ MOJO. Bluesman Charles performs at 9.30pm.

CONGRATS TO KANDAWGYI HOTEL
For winning Tripadvisor’s Certificate of Excellence 2014! Whole day Corono beer promo at the Lobby Bar @ One for one.

INYA DAY SPA JULY PROMO
Indulge and pamper yourself to thus months’s package promo. Details http://myanmore.wpengine.com/yangon/2014/07/inya-day-spa-july-promotions/

SPA FOR MEN @ SPA D’LAX
Finally! Something for the men. They’ve just opened over the weekend. Details http://myanmore.wpengine.com/yangon/wellbeing-listings/listing/spa-dlax-for-men

 

 

 

 

 

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